Sing it with me, loud and proud: “It’s the most wonderful time of the year . . . ” no, I’m not talking about Christmas. I’m talking about the time of the year that media junkies and culture geeks love. Make that, as Woody Allen would say, Lurve. It’s Top Ten time, people. Attention must be paid.
Yahoo kicked things off today with their Top Ten Searches of 2010. The BP Oil Spill rightfully is in the #1 spot. The World Cup is in #2. Okay I get it, the world loves soccer. But then, the list takes a turn for the strange. Miley Cyrus is number 3, followed by a bevy of mostly bland celebs like Kim Kardashian–though I do get Lady Gaga being there. Anyone who wears meat to a celebratory red carpet event deserves a Yahoo search.
Other than the BP Oil Spill and the iPhone, which made their list, I would have guessed it would look like this:
1. BP Oil Spill.
2. The Saints win the Superbowl (with all due respect to the World Cup). This does not need further explanation. If you do not understand it, please move to Uruguay.
3. Bruce Springsteen puts out “The Promise,” a stunning archival collection of songs he wrote and produced for the “Darkness on the Edge of Town” sessions, proving, conclusively, he is The Boss. Yeah, okay, this is how the list would have looked if I ruled the world, not how I really expected it to be.
5. The iPad. I mean really? It didn’t make the list? I’ve gotten simultaneously ragged on and slobbered over for buying it the first week it came out. It seems that with all the alternative versions of it and subsequent models, and all the talk of it, it would have made the list. Instead, we get Kim Kardashian, who, wait . . . what does she do? Reality Star? Haven’t we learned yet that reality stars are the trailer park sluts of TV?
6. iPhone/Android/All the other smart phones. See above
7. Sarah Palin. Not that I’m a fan, but Christ, for all the talking we all did about her, you’d think her and her show and her dancing daughter would have made the list. Maybe this is a sign of what her critics say, “Why are we still talking about her?” I don’t know. Why am I even talking about her. She is a reality star, now, after all, and, well, see #6 for my comment on them above.
8. Facebook/Twitter. It’s all anyone ever talks about. The social networking terms have invaded our language. I spend all my time on these sites. Maybe Facebook and Twitter don’t need to be in searches because everyone is already on the sites.
9. People who do Internet searches on the likes of Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian, etc. Who are these people? Should we keep our eye on them?
10. Funny dog/cat videos. I mean, come on. Every time I open up my email or log onto Facebook, someone has posted a video of a funny dog or cat. I’m even guilty of it. It happens with such a stunningly high occurrence that surely people are doing searches for the next funny fluffy video that makes you wanna go awww.